Friday 18 November 2011

Stereotypes

A woman from pakistan who runs a shop with respiratory symptoms = TB

A gentleman goest to spain and gets some symptoms = Legionella

A 21 year old woman with lower abdominal pain = ectopic pregnancy

A middle aged woman wo seems quite irritable with muscle pain = fibromyagia

Anything else? Pretty sure I can pass any remainding exams if I just learn all the steroetypes

4 comments:

  1. 29 year old male stripper from London with anything = HIV / AIDS.

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  2. Irish woman with abdo pain, wgt loss and diarrhoea = Coeliac
    Anyone with cough and a parrot = psitticosis
    IVDU with fever = endocarditis...

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  3. Business man returns from a trip to the far east = STD/HIV

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  4. 65 year old Welsh hill farmer = hydatid cyst disease

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