Thursday, 23 February 2012


Are over!....

Time to play Korfball and then get ridiculously smashed!

Monday, 20 February 2012


Apparently there was a meeting today. People invited were those who would benefit from a change in policy (surgouns - who do private work), whereas people who would implement the change were not invited (GPs)

The FM is not the brightest spark in the box, but even she thinks it a bit weird

Friday, 17 February 2012


This blog post is going to be a rant post, so if yor expecting a post about the FM enjoying playing with kittens whilst awaiting his doom in the upcoming OSCE, sorry.

The FM has found out what jobs she will be doing, she is not a happy Bunny. No Paediatric jobs, and working in a hospital three hours from home and miles away from all her friends.

The FM spent time on the wards learning HOW TO BE A DOCTOR! Learning how to take bloods, cannulate, do shitty bits of paper work etc. She should not have bothered, instead she should have spent her time in the library learning how to pass exams well.

Perhaps if she had did this she would have got six more MTAS points which would have been a significant help.

The FM mood is not helped when she see's people who are arrogant wankers wo cant cannulate for shit and upset patients, declaring they've got there dream jobs.

Apologies for the RANT but the FM is feeling quite bitter and pissed off. But these feelings will pass

Saturday, 11 February 2012


Due to exams being in less than 48 HOURS TIME, I don't have anything interesting to say so I though I would copy and paste what I heard to medical student from the lower years say to one another.

Medical Student 1 - "Do you think he'd forgive me if I let him have anal?"

Medical Student 2 - "Well, it can't hurt."

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Five days..

..and counting.

Any last minute advice.

In other news, I have a date!

With the library!

In other news Australia is less than six weeks away, but unfortunately four weeks of apprentishipness on a stroke ward awaits.

Saturday, 4 February 2012


Going outside and seeing everyone making snowmen and having snowball fights is fun, realising getting to the library tomorrow will also be "fun" to

Thursday, 2 February 2012

When to lie.. patients?

"When your anaethetising them, just before you attempt to repain a ruptured triple A."

Silence from the group